Rofl :D

Well, I am involved with the Dramatics and Creativity Club ( a funky name for the old mime club or rather -SKIT ;) ) of my organization and had been brainstorming for a while for some jokes.
Recycling old jokes, fitting it in a new perspective, new fundas are called for in these sessions and I must say it is fun. And of late, unlike college days, i have been short of an audience to try these jokes or rather pester.

Some jokes,
Q: Spell BLIND BIRD
A: B-L-N-D B-R-D
Q: what ? what happened to the two eyes, i say ...
A: Sir, BLIND BIRD no EYEs( 'ii's )

Beat that.....

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